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there's a kitty-cat playin' in the back yard
there's a little kid burning on the sidewalk
bring it in, try to put it in a cookie-jar
stick your hand in, now you know where you are
this is my charmed life, i'll do anything i like
welcome to my charmed life
think i'll call in sick to work today
they're only gonna fire me anyway
don't think i'm gonna brush my hair today
i don't give a f** about tooth decay
this is my charmed life, i'll do anything i like
welcome to my charmed life
think i'll go for a walk in the morning light
sprayed some glue and i'm feeling oh so white
my nuts are bulging 'cause i wear my pants too tight
i wanna f** everything in sight
call me decadent
call me bourgeois, i don't care
i hear you yell and scream, but that's just a dream
don't mean sh** to me at all
everyday it's the same crap everywhere
you can all f**in' die for all i care
'cause i'll get mine and i know there's no escape
one day i'll get what's comin' my way
but for now this is my charmed life i'll do anything i like
welcome to my charmed life
my charmed life