action there's a kitty-cat playin' in the back yard there's a little kid burning on the sidewalk bring it in, try to put it in a cookie-jar stick your hand in, now you know where you are this is my charmed life, i'll do anything i like welcome to my charmed life think i'll call in sick to work today they're only gonna fire me anyway don't think i'm gonna brush my hair today i don't give a f** about tooth decay this is my charmed life, i'll do anything i like welcome to my charmed life think i'll go for a walk in the morning light sprayed some glue and i'm feeling oh so white my nuts are bulging 'cause i wear my pants too tight i wanna f** everything in sight call me decadent call me bourgeois, i don't care i hear you yell and scream, but that's just a dream don't mean sh** to me at all everyday it's the same crap everywhere you can all f**in' die for all i care 'cause i'll get mine and i know there's no escape one day i'll get what's comin' my way but for now this is my charmed life i'll do anything i like welcome to my charmed life my charmed life