[Intro: Bill Nye the Science Guy and Wilford Brimley]
"Bill Nye the Science Guy"
"I'm Wilford Brimley, and I would like to talk to you for a second about Diabeetus"
[Chorus: Maxy K]
It's Evolutionary
We're just upgraded forms of microbiology
Charles Darwin knew it's evolutionary
Our closest relatives are the chimpanzees
Now, everybody wants some boring science
Biology, Chemistry
Science, Physics, Anatomy
Science, Geology, Trigonometry
I got the matter in me
[Verse 1: Lil'Squiliam]
Alright, AP Chem, spitting on the beat
Foot fetish, Maxy K on the feat
Might have gotten a 3 on the AP test, but its obsolete
Yeah, I'll still compete
In the science triathlons, haters better be gone
Your girl looks like Miss Fowl, and me Jimmy Neutron
Call me a boy genius
Perfect stitch, my rhymes so seamless
These rappers are insomniacs the way I leave them sleepless
They be up all night, swear they trying to write
Yeah, these haters might be studios
But they will never stop this nucleus of rappers delight
Watch us keep our flows tight
Electrons in the 3rd, yeah you know we keep our fans psyched
Like Gatsby and the Beacon, got 3 tracks but still unbeaten
Yeah, I may not need a chair, but got a perfect mind like Stephen
[Chorus]
[Verse 2: Backyard Benj]
Spitting grimy, on this track, like a mouth, full of plaque
If you are repping Ginger-vitis, then a soul is what you lack
Luster, they call us Mythbusters
Rap game fast like I'm using my thrusters
Call me a hedgehog, I'm going supersonic
Got all you young rappers hooked on Phonics
But you know it's all relative
This game is not competitive
Einstein on my side, got you all tentative
Green with envy of my sk**
Like you filled with chlorophyll
Got this game down to a science
Started like "Hey man, let's try it"
But this game is an experiment
May say I'm spitting arrogant
But I'm kinda like Bill Nye
Always doing science guy (Woo!)
[Chorus]
[Outro: Nacho Libre]
"Pray to the lord for strength."
"I do not believe in god, I am a man of science."