[Intro: Bill Nye the Science Guy and Wilford Brimley] "Bill Nye the Science Guy" "I'm Wilford Brimley, and I would like to talk to you for a second about Diabeetus" [Chorus: Maxy K] It's Evolutionary We're just upgraded forms of microbiology Charles Darwin knew it's evolutionary Our closest relatives are the chimpanzees Now, everybody wants some boring science Biology, Chemistry Science, Physics, Anatomy Science, Geology, Trigonometry I got the matter in me [Verse 1: Lil'Squiliam] Alright, AP Chem, spitting on the beat Foot fetish, Maxy K on the feat Might have gotten a 3 on the AP test, but its obsolete Yeah, I'll still compete In the science triathlons, haters better be gone Your girl looks like Miss Fowl, and me Jimmy Neutron Call me a boy genius Perfect stitch, my rhymes so seamless These rappers are insomniacs the way I leave them sleepless They be up all night, swear they trying to write Yeah, these haters might be studios But they will never stop this nucleus of rappers delight Watch us keep our flows tight Electrons in the 3rd, yeah you know we keep our fans psyched Like Gatsby and the Beacon, got 3 tracks but still unbeaten Yeah, I may not need a chair, but got a perfect mind like Stephen [Chorus] [Verse 2: Backyard Benj] Spitting grimy, on this track, like a mouth, full of plaque If you are repping Ginger-vitis, then a soul is what you lack Luster, they call us Mythbusters Rap game fast like I'm using my thrusters Call me a hedgehog, I'm going supersonic Got all you young rappers hooked on Phonics But you know it's all relative This game is not competitive Einstein on my side, got you all tentative Green with envy of my sk** Like you filled with chlorophyll Got this game down to a science Started like "Hey man, let's try it" But this game is an experiment May say I'm spitting arrogant But I'm kinda like Bill Nye Always doing science guy (Woo!) [Chorus] [Outro: Nacho Libre] "Pray to the lord for strength." "I do not believe in god, I am a man of science."