There's a rumor going round Toyland
It's about Noddy the dirty little man
They say he done a dirty
By lifting up his shirty
With Big Ears and the rest of his gang
There was only ? stuck up Noddy's a**hole
And for a penny a piece you know they liked his crease
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well Big Ears was in front
But he couldn't get no c*nt
Well his ears were big as ?
But his penis never grew
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
The next in line to f**
Was little Porky Pig
But Noddy made the piggy noises
After what he did
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well Rupert Bear was there
With his ma** of pubic hair
And Rupert Bear he didn't care
He came in Noddy's hair
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well ?
Cause he said it was obscene
So he greased up his truncheon
And stuck it up his arsehole arsehole arsehole
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
After everyone was done
And they'd had a lot of fun
Noddy's hat was red but
His dad was s**ing his thumb
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well the moral of this song
To you dirty little boys
Charge 10p or more
Be a high-cla** who*e
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Noddy
You know what my mother told me
You sold your a**hole
At the Elephant and Castle
Noddy you dirty little ba*tard
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Well Noddy you should know
You can never get a blow in Toyland
Noddy you dirty little ba*tard