The Anti-Nowhere League - Noddy lyrics

There's a rumor going round Toyland It's about Noddy the dirty little man They say he done a dirty By lifting up his shirty With Big Ears and the rest of his gang There was only ? stuck up Noddy's a**hole And for a penny a piece you know they liked his crease Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Big Ears was in front But he couldn't get no c*nt Well his ears were big as ? But his penis never grew Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland The next in line to f** Was little Porky Pig But Noddy made the piggy noises After what he did Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Rupert Bear was there With his ma** of pubic hair And Rupert Bear he didn't care He came in Noddy's hair Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well ? Cause he said it was obscene So he greased up his truncheon And stuck it up his arsehole arsehole arsehole Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland After everyone was done And they'd had a lot of fun Noddy's hat was red but His dad was s**ing his thumb Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well the moral of this song To you dirty little boys Charge 10p or more Be a high-cla** who*e Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Noddy You know what my mother told me You sold your a**hole At the Elephant and Castle Noddy you dirty little ba*tard Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Noddy you dirty little ba*tard