Armed with a whip and a f**ing stake
I'm gonna find Count Dracula and seal his fate
With a one, two, three (Hahaha)
Annihilating zombies on my way to the gate
It's Simon Belmont, the vampire slaughterer
Equipped with holy water and I got enough for all of ya
I'm calling you out, taking you down
k**ing you again, putting you back in the ground
I'm not f**ing around, I'll throw a knife in your face
I'm gonna kick your a** all over the place
It's a disgrace and you know that I'm coming
Even though in the next game I'll be replaced
Uh, whoops. I don't know that yet
But I'm the illest f**ing cracker that you've ever met
Get it?
That sh** is funny
Now I'm gonna wreck your castle and take all your money
I'm gonna take you down!
I'm gonna take you, put your pale a** in the ground, I'm coming!
All this talk is getting on my nerves
I'll make you eat your words, then I'll eat you for dessert
You'll never defeat a godlike beast as I
I will make you cry
You're brave, Mr. Belmont, but you're still a fool
To think the Prince of Darkness less than cruel
Never underestimate the pain in my heart
I'll strike you down, and send you back to the start
Going down to Castlevania
Test me and I'll tear you apart
Going down to Castlevania
Gonna put this stake inside your
Simon Belmont, in the house
Gonna tear you apart from the inside out
Fight off the monsters and make it to the room
Where you're gonna meet your doom
Gonna break it down, gonna stake you now
Gonna smash you apart like the Trade Towers
Gonna go to town, show you who wears the crown
You and me, going round and round
Don't make me laugh!
f** all that bullsh**, I'm coming to get you
You're gonna wish that I'd never have met you
So put your neck in my hand, motherf**er
I'm taking over this land, motherf**er
It's going down, b**h, get ready for war
As I put my foot through your f**ing door
Hahaha
Yeah
I'm gonna get you, b**h!
You're going to have to catch me
I told you before not to f**ing test me
You have just made the biggest mistake of your life
Is that right?
You will die tonight
Look it's been a long day and I'm wearing down
Get your a** over here, and let's finish this now
You think you can defeat me? Please
You're weak in the knees, come taste my disease
Take this knife to the face!
Not my beautiful face!
Your days of destruction will soon be erased
Let's face it, you're falling apart
How about this stake to the heart?
I'm going to bite you!
Oww! f**er!
We're family now
You're forgetting one thing, Count Chocula
I just put my stake in you
Yeah, ha ha
(Simon Belmont, b**h)
(Take that sh**, Dracula)
(f**er)