The Adventures of Duane & BrandO - Castlevania lyrics

Armed with a whip and a f**ing stake I'm gonna find Count Dracula and seal his fate With a one, two, three (Hahaha) Annihilating zombies on my way to the gate It's Simon Belmont, the vampire slaughterer Equipped with holy water and I got enough for all of ya I'm calling you out, taking you down k**ing you again, putting you back in the ground I'm not f**ing around, I'll throw a knife in your face I'm gonna kick your a** all over the place It's a disgrace and you know that I'm coming Even though in the next game I'll be replaced Uh, whoops. I don't know that yet But I'm the illest f**ing cracker that you've ever met Get it? That sh** is funny Now I'm gonna wreck your castle and take all your money I'm gonna take you down! I'm gonna take you, put your pale a** in the ground, I'm coming! All this talk is getting on my nerves I'll make you eat your words, then I'll eat you for dessert You'll never defeat a godlike beast as I I will make you cry You're brave, Mr. Belmont, but you're still a fool To think the Prince of Darkness less than cruel Never underestimate the pain in my heart I'll strike you down, and send you back to the start Going down to Castlevania Test me and I'll tear you apart Going down to Castlevania Gonna put this stake inside your Simon Belmont, in the house Gonna tear you apart from the inside out Fight off the monsters and make it to the room Where you're gonna meet your doom Gonna break it down, gonna stake you now Gonna smash you apart like the Trade Towers Gonna go to town, show you who wears the crown You and me, going round and round Don't make me laugh! f** all that bullsh**, I'm coming to get you You're gonna wish that I'd never have met you So put your neck in my hand, motherf**er I'm taking over this land, motherf**er It's going down, b**h, get ready for war As I put my foot through your f**ing door Hahaha Yeah I'm gonna get you, b**h! You're going to have to catch me I told you before not to f**ing test me You have just made the biggest mistake of your life Is that right? You will die tonight Look it's been a long day and I'm wearing down Get your a** over here, and let's finish this now You think you can defeat me? Please You're weak in the knees, come taste my disease Take this knife to the face! Not my beautiful face! Your days of destruction will soon be erased Let's face it, you're falling apart How about this stake to the heart? I'm going to bite you! Oww! f**er! We're family now You're forgetting one thing, Count Chocula I just put my stake in you Yeah, ha ha (Simon Belmont, b**h) (Take that sh**, Dracula) (f**er)