I got a girl she likes cla**ical
She likes Beethoven and don't we all
I've tried to tell her to teach her
to turn her on to Rossini
With a bang and a boom
and catchy little tune by Rossini
We're music lovers well that's what they say
But we're different in many ways
Now there's Nigel, he likes cla**ical
He plays the fiddle and don't we all
I've tried to tell him to teach him
to turn him on to Rossini