I got a girl she likes cla**ical She likes Beethoven and don't we all I've tried to tell her to teach her to turn her on to Rossini With a bang and a boom and catchy little tune by Rossini We're music lovers well that's what they say But we're different in many ways Now there's Nigel, he likes cla**ical He plays the fiddle and don't we all I've tried to tell him to teach him to turn him on to Rossini