[Verse 1]
Little Norbert, now the time has come
Charlie Weasley is the only one to take you away
We're sneaking out under a cloak that hides
The three of us walk through the halls at night
Oh crap, we're trapped
[Chorus]
McGonagall caught us in the night
Detention sounds about right
We're in the woods tonight
[Verse 2]
Hagrid says something is running wild
k**ing unicorns, that's really vile to me
At least sissy Malfoy's throwing quite a fuss
Scared and whining like a little wuss
We see something
[Bridge]
It's Voldemort
He's roaming free tonight
Snacking on unicorn bites
I soiled my robes tonight
[Chorus]
Dumbledore needs to know what we found
What do you mean he's out of town?
That's kind of inconvenient right now