[Verse 1] Little Norbert, now the time has come Charlie Weasley is the only one to take you away We're sneaking out under a cloak that hides The three of us walk through the halls at night Oh crap, we're trapped [Chorus] McGonagall caught us in the night Detention sounds about right We're in the woods tonight [Verse 2] Hagrid says something is running wild k**ing unicorns, that's really vile to me At least sissy Malfoy's throwing quite a fuss Scared and whining like a little wuss We see something [Bridge] It's Voldemort He's roaming free tonight Snacking on unicorn bites I soiled my robes tonight [Chorus] Dumbledore needs to know what we found What do you mean he's out of town? That's kind of inconvenient right now