There was this one time, at the game store
I was looking for a game about the civil war
I heard a sentence I've never heard before
'cause it came out of her mouth, it was like hardcore
She said:
Hi, store man I need a joystick
Have you got something that's really fast and really thick
The one I got home is really dull and small
Now I'm looking for something that's like a baseball bat
Store man, can you help me?
I just wanna plug the Joystick in the slot
Move around and tweak a lot
Press the bottons fast and score
That's what she said!
Gameboys-press the bottons right
And under their arms we feel safe
That's what she said!
Boytoys-they are patient and loyal
Can we play with you?
That's what she said!
Girls really seem to love gamers
Last night, we were at a friend's house
We were gaming
Pwning noobs eating candy when she came in
It was his sister, she saw us playing
She came over, sat down and started saying:
Oh what equipment and what a big gun
You manouver so swift I never see you come
Sneak upon them and make a headshot
Take your missile launcher out and show them what you got
You have a great talent
Can you teach me how to play
I'm gonna practice every day
And the next time you're with me you're going down
That's what she said!
Gameboys-press the bu*tons right
And under their arms we feel safe
That's what she said!
Boytoys-They're patient and loyal
Can we play with you?
Follow these steps:
1: Instalation
Preparations are important now you're ready to begin
Push the bu*ton, open upp and slide it in
2: Playtime
Now you're dripping with sweat, getting really excited
If you fight the beast right, in the end you'll be knighted
3: Climax
If you want to be ace, better keep up the pace
If you don't watch out you'll be shot to the face
Gameboys-press the bu*tons right
And under their arms we feel safe
That's what she said!
Boytoys-Ther're patient and loyal
Can we play with you?
That's what she said!
Gameboys-press the bu*tons right
And under their arms we feel safe
That's what she said!
Boytoys can we play?
That's what she said!