There was this one time, at the game store I was looking for a game about the civil war I heard a sentence I've never heard before 'cause it came out of her mouth, it was like hardcore She said: Hi, store man I need a joystick Have you got something that's really fast and really thick The one I got home is really dull and small Now I'm looking for something that's like a baseball bat Store man, can you help me? I just wanna plug the Joystick in the slot Move around and tweak a lot Press the bottons fast and score That's what she said! Gameboys-press the bottons right And under their arms we feel safe That's what she said! Boytoys-they are patient and loyal Can we play with you? That's what she said! Girls really seem to love gamers Last night, we were at a friend's house We were gaming Pwning noobs eating candy when she came in It was his sister, she saw us playing She came over, sat down and started saying: Oh what equipment and what a big gun You manouver so swift I never see you come Sneak upon them and make a headshot Take your missile launcher out and show them what you got You have a great talent Can you teach me how to play I'm gonna practice every day And the next time you're with me you're going down That's what she said! Gameboys-press the bu*tons right And under their arms we feel safe That's what she said! Boytoys-They're patient and loyal Can we play with you? Follow these steps: 1: Instalation Preparations are important now you're ready to begin Push the bu*ton, open upp and slide it in 2: Playtime Now you're dripping with sweat, getting really excited If you fight the beast right, in the end you'll be knighted 3: Climax If you want to be ace, better keep up the pace If you don't watch out you'll be shot to the face Gameboys-press the bu*tons right And under their arms we feel safe That's what she said! Boytoys-Ther're patient and loyal Can we play with you? That's what she said! Gameboys-press the bu*tons right And under their arms we feel safe That's what she said! Boytoys can we play? That's what she said!