[Verse 1]
Woke up tore up face down in the middle of a makeshift basement bar
Kodiac can and a Can-Am side-by-side on its side in the yard
Went to bed with a 10, came 2 ’round noon
Thinking honey what’s your name and what the hell did we do
[Chorus]
I don’t drink no more
I know you’ve heard me say it and say it again a couple, couple times before
I’m a one more pour, never hurt anybody
Nobody’s keeping score
I don’t drink no more and I don’t drink no less
[Verse 2]
Taking it slow, got some H2O
Gonna get my life in line
Cellphones ringing and friends started singing ’bout getting rowdy tonight
Miss “Make my night”, misunderstood
She got one in each hand and it don’t look good
[Chorus]
I don’t drink no more
I know you’ve heard me say it and say it again a couple, couple times before
I’m a one more pour never hurt anybody
Nobody’s keeping score
I don’t drink no more and I don’t drink no less
[Bridge]
All my good days end in “Y” from Sunday morning to Saturday night
And if you ask me, I’m doing just fine
Why?
[Chorus]
‘Cause I don’t drink no more
I know you’ve heard me say it and say it again a couple, couple times before
I’m a one more pour never hurt anybody
Nobody’s keeping score
I don’t drink no more and I don’t drink no less
[Outro]
So honey pour one more and I’ll drink no less