[Verse 1] Woke up tore up face down in the middle of a makeshift basement bar Kodiac can and a Can-Am side-by-side on its side in the yard Went to bed with a 10, came 2 ’round noon Thinking honey what’s your name and what the hell did we do [Chorus] I don’t drink no more I know you’ve heard me say it and say it again a couple, couple times before I’m a one more pour, never hurt anybody Nobody’s keeping score I don’t drink no more and I don’t drink no less [Verse 2] Taking it slow, got some H2O Gonna get my life in line Cellphones ringing and friends started singing ’bout getting rowdy tonight Miss “Make my night”, misunderstood She got one in each hand and it don’t look good [Chorus] I don’t drink no more I know you’ve heard me say it and say it again a couple, couple times before I’m a one more pour never hurt anybody Nobody’s keeping score I don’t drink no more and I don’t drink no less [Bridge] All my good days end in “Y” from Sunday morning to Saturday night And if you ask me, I’m doing just fine Why? [Chorus] ‘Cause I don’t drink no more I know you’ve heard me say it and say it again a couple, couple times before I’m a one more pour never hurt anybody Nobody’s keeping score I don’t drink no more and I don’t drink no less [Outro] So honey pour one more and I’ll drink no less