[Verse 1]
I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue
From a razor in a paper cup
I hope every soda you drink already shaken up
I hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sun
I hope your titties all saggy in your early 20's
I hope there's always snow in your driveway
I hope you never get off Fridays
And you work at a Friday's that's always busy on Fridays
I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket
I hope it's Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchen
I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck
And your headphones short, and your charger don't work
And you spill sh** on your shirt
I hope your tears don't hurt, and I can smile in your face
Cut my losses, how Delilah changed my locks to a fade
I hope you happy, I hope you happy
I hope you ruined this sh** for a reason, I hope you happy, igh!
[Outro]
And I hope, that yo sh**ty a** boyfriend
That look like a mothaf**in' dyke
Gets mouth cancer, because he chews dick
Cuz he's a dipsh**
f**in' piercin' little dyke lookin' little b**h
f** you Michelle
Fata** little b**h
f**in' downgrade, f**in' raindrop titties
f**in' hairy p**y
You ever heard of a f**in' razor blade?
Of course not
f** you Michelle, f**in' little b**h