[Verse 1] I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue From a razor in a paper cup I hope every soda you drink already shaken up I hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sun I hope your titties all saggy in your early 20's I hope there's always snow in your driveway I hope you never get off Fridays And you work at a Friday's that's always busy on Fridays I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket I hope it's Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchen I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck And your headphones short, and your charger don't work And you spill sh** on your shirt I hope your tears don't hurt, and I can smile in your face Cut my losses, how Delilah changed my locks to a fade I hope you happy, I hope you happy I hope you ruined this sh** for a reason, I hope you happy, igh! [Outro] And I hope, that yo sh**ty a** boyfriend That look like a mothaf**in' dyke Gets mouth cancer, because he chews dick Cuz he's a dipsh** f**in' piercin' little dyke lookin' little b**h f** you Michelle Fata** little b**h f**in' downgrade, f**in' raindrop titties f**in' hairy p**y You ever heard of a f**in' razor blade? Of course not f** you Michelle, f**in' little b**h