[Verse 1: Taryn Southern]
Big ones, small ones, flat and flappy
So many b**bies for me to grabby
They come in all colors, sizes and shapes
Some like pears and some like grapes
[Verse 2: Taryn Southern]
Young and old, round and wide
Real and fake and off to one side
There's b**bies of all different kinds
But do you know the warning signs
[Chorus: Taryn Southern]
I touch my b**bies
For any strange lumps
I touch my b**bies
For any weird bumps
Touching is key
To being lumpy free
So please touch your b**bies
Touch your b**bies for me
[Verse 3: Taryn Southern]
You can do it in the kitchen
Or while you're in the shower
You can do it at the bus stop
Or during happy hour
[Verse 4: Taryn Southern]
You can do it in your car
Or while you grocery shop
You can do it while you run
You can do it nonstop
[Verse 5: Taryn Southern]
You can touch your b**bies anywhere
I don't care if people stare
'Cause the most important thing to me
Is are your b**bies cancer free
[Chorus: Taryn Southern]
Touch your b**bies
For any strange lumps
Touch your b**bies
For any weird bumps
Touching is key
To being lumpy free
So please touch your b**bies
Touch your b**bies for me
[Outro: Taryn Southern]
So please touch your b**bies
Touch your b**bies for me
Touch your b**bies
Touch your b**bies for me