[Verse 1: Taryn Southern] Big ones, small ones, flat and flappy So many b**bies for me to grabby They come in all colors, sizes and shapes Some like pears and some like grapes [Verse 2: Taryn Southern] Young and old, round and wide Real and fake and off to one side There's b**bies of all different kinds But do you know the warning signs [Chorus: Taryn Southern] I touch my b**bies For any strange lumps I touch my b**bies For any weird bumps Touching is key To being lumpy free So please touch your b**bies Touch your b**bies for me [Verse 3: Taryn Southern] You can do it in the kitchen Or while you're in the shower You can do it at the bus stop Or during happy hour [Verse 4: Taryn Southern] You can do it in your car Or while you grocery shop You can do it while you run You can do it nonstop [Verse 5: Taryn Southern] You can touch your b**bies anywhere I don't care if people stare 'Cause the most important thing to me Is are your b**bies cancer free [Chorus: Taryn Southern] Touch your b**bies For any strange lumps Touch your b**bies For any weird bumps Touching is key To being lumpy free So please touch your b**bies Touch your b**bies for me [Outro: Taryn Southern] So please touch your b**bies Touch your b**bies for me Touch your b**bies Touch your b**bies for me