This little creature
Lives in your wardrobe
He's seen you fake it
He's seen you naked
He's been through your pockets
And s**ed out your secrets
He stole all your best lines
Seems just like the old times
There
He comes
She swallows
That's no lover
That's a vanity thief
That's no lover
That's a vanity thief
Seen through your good shoes
Rubbed off your red lips
He sits like a fatman
Curled round your thin hips
He messed up your bed sheets
s**ed up your secrets
He stole all your best lines
Seems just like old times
There
He comes
She swallows
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