This little creature Lives in your wardrobe He's seen you fake it He's seen you naked He's been through your pockets And s**ed out your secrets He stole all your best lines Seems just like the old times There He comes She swallows That's no lover That's a vanity thief That's no lover That's a vanity thief Seen through your good shoes Rubbed off your red lips He sits like a fatman Curled round your thin hips He messed up your bed sheets s**ed up your secrets He stole all your best lines Seems just like old times There He comes She swallows Chorus x 2