[Verse 1]
Uber SUVs, we used to ride around the city streets
Only six of us, but we would pull up like we fifty deep
If you wanna hang with us, you gotta bring some drugs at least
Life obscene, pull up, make a scene like it's Steve McQueen
Flights Atlantis, the drip outlandish
I just spent ten racks at Saks Fifth and the Standard
I ain't ever asked to be this way, I ain't plan it
It starts with good intentions, I end up doing damage
Look, I'ma tell you how this ends before it even starts
I'ma have to make amends after I break your heart
I'ma flirt with all your friends and then we break apart
If our story was a play, it'd be a tragedy
There's a reason why my exes all still mad at me
And that's another love I killed, another casualty
How'd this thing go from a blessing to catastrophe?
It's a travesty (I can't help it)
[Chorus]
I'm a professional bad decision maker
I know I broke your heart, but I love you regardless
Professional bad decision maker
Know the end is the hardest, wish I could restart it
Professional bad decision maker
Wish that I could be honest, I love you regardless
Professional bad decision maker
Yeah, I'm a professional bad decision maker
[Verse 2]
They should write a movie 'bout the sh*t that we did
Deviated septums from the drugs that we did
You'd think I'd learn from my past, but I'm a creature of habit
We had so much going for us, man, what happened is tragic
My girl is a savage, bad influences all around me
Drunk at Bagatelle, all drunk, my table is rowdy
Had to let go of Ali, I regret if I'm honest
I'm draped in designer, said I needed the one, and I found her
Now she's back in Portland, had to say this sh*t, it's important
I ruin everything I love, man, this sh*t is like torture
Sorry that you had to deal with it
Rehashing old wounds, still won't let you heal with it
Yo, you hear this sh*t?
Yeah, Skizzy back on his sh*t again
Five K for the fit again, fu*ked up at the Wynn again
Me and my dawgs the same like a synonym
It's ridiculous (I can't help it)
[Chorus]
I'm a professional bad decision maker
I know I broke your heart, but I love you regardless
Professional bad decision maker
Know the end is the hardest, wish I could restart it
Professional bad decision maker
Wish that I could be honest, I love you regardless
Professional bad decision maker
Yeah, I'm a professional bad decision maker