[Verse 1] Uber SUVs, we used to ride around the city streets Only six of us, but we would pull up like we fifty deep If you wanna hang with us, you gotta bring some drugs at least Life obscene, pull up, make a scene like it's Steve McQueen Flights Atlantis, the drip outlandish I just spent ten racks at Saks Fifth and the Standard I ain't ever asked to be this way, I ain't plan it It starts with good intentions, I end up doing damage Look, I'ma tell you how this ends before it even starts I'ma have to make amends after I break your heart I'ma flirt with all your friends and then we break apart If our story was a play, it'd be a tragedy There's a reason why my exes all still mad at me And that's another love I killed, another casualty How'd this thing go from a blessing to catastrophe? It's a travesty (I can't help it) [Chorus] I'm a professional bad decision maker I know I broke your heart, but I love you regardless Professional bad decision maker Know the end is the hardest, wish I could restart it Professional bad decision maker Wish that I could be honest, I love you regardless Professional bad decision maker Yeah, I'm a professional bad decision maker [Verse 2] They should write a movie 'bout the sh*t that we did Deviated septums from the drugs that we did You'd think I'd learn from my past, but I'm a creature of habit We had so much going for us, man, what happened is tragic My girl is a savage, bad influences all around me Drunk at Bagatelle, all drunk, my table is rowdy Had to let go of Ali, I regret if I'm honest I'm draped in designer, said I needed the one, and I found her Now she's back in Portland, had to say this sh*t, it's important I ruin everything I love, man, this sh*t is like torture Sorry that you had to deal with it Rehashing old wounds, still won't let you heal with it Yo, you hear this sh*t? Yeah, Skizzy back on his sh*t again Five K for the fit again, fu*ked up at the Wynn again Me and my dawgs the same like a synonym It's ridiculous (I can't help it) [Chorus] I'm a professional bad decision maker I know I broke your heart, but I love you regardless Professional bad decision maker Know the end is the hardest, wish I could restart it Professional bad decision maker Wish that I could be honest, I love you regardless Professional bad decision maker Yeah, I'm a professional bad decision maker