now i'm your big mal dropper, mud duck stopper
Fila on the bottom and adidas on the topper
Transform scratchin', big beat matchin'
I can tell you're getting jealous by the looks i'm catchin'
I hate dumb skeezers, mc beaters
Drop 5 grand on my bird white needer? (i have no idea, but i think it's watt
Meter)
Smooth like ice, don't get nice
Just turn up the box for the mix-a-lot slice (huh huh)
Y'all ready to get busy? (huh huh!)
Now, bu*termilk biscuits here we go
Sift the flour roll the dough
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Move your bu*t to the funky beat (huh huh)
bu*termilk biscuits (x 3)
(lord have mercy mix-a-lot's our here rappin' about biscuits now)
We're from l.a. to the carolinas
Dip them s**ers in aunt jemima
Don't make a difference what food you make
Use bu*termilk biscuits to clean your plate
You eat 'em in the morn', you eat 'em at night
Kentucky fried chicken makes the s**ers just right
I am eat 'em with jelly it's my favorite deally
Wrapped and sealed by a freak named shelley (huh huh)
bu*termilk biscuits (x 3)
One day i kissed my freak, hit the street
Looking for something to eat
In a 18-wheeler, lookin' real swa**
All the girls smile 'cause i'm the big boss
Said i gotta eat now, can't eat later
Made a lot of noise to attract my waiter
The boy walked up, and what did he say?
"say, bu*termilk biscuits free today!"
So what you waitin' on boy, get up shake a leg
Gimme 10 of them s**ers with grits and eggs
A gla** of koolaid and a whole stick of bu*ter
Them biscuits make me a superfast cutter (huh huh)
Now grab that can and wrap it in your hand
Bang that s**er till the dough expands
Put them s**ers up in your oven
Grab your girlie and get a little lovin'
Add a bit of honey if you want to get funny
Microwave the s**ers if you want your honey runny
Gonna get naughty at the mix-a-lot party
And rub them s**ers all over your body (huh huh)