Sir Mix-a-lot - Buttermilk Biscuits lyrics

now i'm your big mal dropper, mud duck stopper Fila on the bottom and adidas on the topper Transform scratchin', big beat matchin' I can tell you're getting jealous by the looks i'm catchin' I hate dumb skeezers, mc beaters Drop 5 grand on my bird white needer? (i have no idea, but i think it's watt Meter) Smooth like ice, don't get nice Just turn up the box for the mix-a-lot slice (huh huh) Y'all ready to get busy? (huh huh!) Now, bu*termilk biscuits here we go Sift the flour roll the dough Clap your hands and stomp your feet Move your bu*t to the funky beat (huh huh) bu*termilk biscuits (x 3) (lord have mercy mix-a-lot's our here rappin' about biscuits now) We're from l.a. to the carolinas Dip them s**ers in aunt jemima Don't make a difference what food you make Use bu*termilk biscuits to clean your plate You eat 'em in the morn', you eat 'em at night Kentucky fried chicken makes the s**ers just right I am eat 'em with jelly it's my favorite deally Wrapped and sealed by a freak named shelley (huh huh) bu*termilk biscuits (x 3) One day i kissed my freak, hit the street Looking for something to eat In a 18-wheeler, lookin' real swa** All the girls smile 'cause i'm the big boss Said i gotta eat now, can't eat later Made a lot of noise to attract my waiter The boy walked up, and what did he say? "say, bu*termilk biscuits free today!" So what you waitin' on boy, get up shake a leg Gimme 10 of them s**ers with grits and eggs A gla** of koolaid and a whole stick of bu*ter Them biscuits make me a superfast cutter (huh huh) Now grab that can and wrap it in your hand Bang that s**er till the dough expands Put them s**ers up in your oven Grab your girlie and get a little lovin' Add a bit of honey if you want to get funny Microwave the s**ers if you want your honey runny Gonna get naughty at the mix-a-lot party And rub them s**ers all over your body (huh huh)