He is the Motherf**ing Pterodactyl
Here to
Ptero you a new... a**hole
Yes, it's true
He ate 10,000 lightning bugs
Kissing his bowels like a million hugs
He shat them out
One phosphorescent night
Painting it like
Christmas lights
He is the Motherf**ing Pterodactyl
Here to
Ptero you a new... a**hole
Yes, it's true
His plumage is the best in town
All the hoes
Touch his s**y pteroid bone, oh!
Yes he do put the T-rex to shame
His p**y arms on that
p**y frame
Oh
He is the Motherf**ing Pterodactyl
Here to
Ptero you a new... a**hole
Yes, it's true
He enjoys his hobbies too
He smokes his pipe
Rollerblades and finds ladies to woo, oh!
Yes, it's true
He rode with the Tria**ic crew
That includes Lystrosaurus, and Plateosaurus, too
Ooh, ooh, ooh
He is the Motherf**ing Pterodactyl
Here to
Ptero you a new... a**hole
He is awkward on the floor
His feet are sh** and
His balance quite poor
He hooked up with a grizzly bear
They made love under the sea, and everywhere
Yes that bear gave birth to a Motherf**ing Bear-odactyl
Who just might tear you a new...
So beware, motherf**ers, beware
He is the Motherf**ing Pterodactyl
He is the Motherf**ing Pterodactyl
Remember him
Remember his song
Remember his tire iron and
His enchanting thong
He's the Motherf**ing Pterodactyl