Sarah Donner - The Motherf**ing Pterodactyl lyrics

He is the Motherf**ing Pterodactyl Here to Ptero you a new... a**hole Yes, it's true He ate 10,000 lightning bugs Kissing his bowels like a million hugs He shat them out One phosphorescent night Painting it like Christmas lights He is the Motherf**ing Pterodactyl Here to Ptero you a new... a**hole Yes, it's true His plumage is the best in town All the hoes Touch his s**y pteroid bone, oh! Yes he do put the T-rex to shame His p**y arms on that p**y frame Oh He is the Motherf**ing Pterodactyl Here to Ptero you a new... a**hole Yes, it's true He enjoys his hobbies too He smokes his pipe Rollerblades and finds ladies to woo, oh! Yes, it's true He rode with the Tria**ic crew That includes Lystrosaurus, and Plateosaurus, too Ooh, ooh, ooh He is the Motherf**ing Pterodactyl Here to Ptero you a new... a**hole He is awkward on the floor His feet are sh** and His balance quite poor He hooked up with a grizzly bear They made love under the sea, and everywhere Yes that bear gave birth to a Motherf**ing Bear-odactyl Who just might tear you a new... So beware, motherf**ers, beware He is the Motherf**ing Pterodactyl He is the Motherf**ing Pterodactyl Remember him Remember his song Remember his tire iron and His enchanting thong He's the Motherf**ing Pterodactyl