It's that week
When everything is running out
And that day
When your routine breaks
Take a quick second then I switch it up, but
I need more time
And more toothpaste
I'm out of milk so I'll use a little yogurt
But I'll buy beer and I'll buy pot
I need to wash shirts
And I need to wash socks
And well...
I need to wash everything I got and
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I am drinking my 40 ounces
But I am running out of toothpaste
Steal a little of someone else's
But just watch how much you take
There's a reason why floss exists
And you really can't just use shoelaces
I'm f**ed up sad and I need grubhub
Now i'm
Lucky as f** and I need to buy a lottery ticket
At the seven-eleven in the same jeans i've been in
For like six days
I'm so great at being grown up and
I f**ing rock at being grown up
I'm losing interest
In all this
And I don't know what I'm doing wrong
I might try to make some lists
Because maybe that's what I'm doing wrong
1, 2, 3, 4
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It's that day when your routine breaks and
It takes you by surprise
I mean, of course I won't die
But my paycheck
Has just been wasted
And I won't get money
For like two days and
I am running out of toothpaste