It's that week When everything is running out And that day When your routine breaks Take a quick second then I switch it up, but I need more time And more toothpaste I'm out of milk so I'll use a little yogurt But I'll buy beer and I'll buy pot I need to wash shirts And I need to wash socks And well... I need to wash everything I got and [Chorus] I am drinking my 40 ounces But I am running out of toothpaste Steal a little of someone else's But just watch how much you take There's a reason why floss exists And you really can't just use shoelaces I'm f**ed up sad and I need grubhub Now i'm Lucky as f** and I need to buy a lottery ticket At the seven-eleven in the same jeans i've been in For like six days I'm so great at being grown up and I f**ing rock at being grown up I'm losing interest In all this And I don't know what I'm doing wrong I might try to make some lists Because maybe that's what I'm doing wrong 1, 2, 3, 4 [Chorus] x2 It's that day when your routine breaks and It takes you by surprise I mean, of course I won't die But my paycheck Has just been wasted And I won't get money For like two days and I am running out of toothpaste