I'd take my shirt off
Hang upside down on the couch
I always feel good
When I'm shirtless and upside down
But I've got roommates
Who don't want to see me naked
So I find other ways
To make myself be silly
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You can carry me
I'm not heavy
I'll grow extra arms
To hold onto your body
Fridge light flickers
When I turn on the toaster
Not enough energy
To provide what is needed
And I've got hunger pangs
But everybody's got 'em
And I feel everything
And I don't wanna
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Dig my fingernails
Into your shoulder
And you're so steady
And you don't tip over
And you're so pretty so
I want to be pretty
Can you carry me?
Cause I'm not heavy