I'd take my shirt off Hang upside down on the couch I always feel good When I'm shirtless and upside down But I've got roommates Who don't want to see me naked So I find other ways To make myself be silly [Chorus] You can carry me I'm not heavy I'll grow extra arms To hold onto your body Fridge light flickers When I turn on the toaster Not enough energy To provide what is needed And I've got hunger pangs But everybody's got 'em And I feel everything And I don't wanna [Chorus] Dig my fingernails Into your shoulder And you're so steady And you don't tip over And you're so pretty so I want to be pretty Can you carry me? Cause I'm not heavy