I think the world's got enough incredible stuff in it
So I don't want to add to the clutter and the mess of it
I'll just dance around
And act like a clown
And maybe you could use a little "fool" in your life...?
(ha ha, isn't that true?)
Itchy people of the world got every kind of scratching tool
So it'd probably be better if I just went back to school
I could learn some things about marketing
And maybe I could get into a place where you could
Find me in the isles of a long lost store
Take me like a pill and I'll tell you what for
Cuz maybe you could use a little break
From all your scratching
(itching noises)
(Now here's how I distract you from the itch that you have.)
(I don't give a remedy for the itch, I just distract you. watch.)
Eeku eeku garlog, barsnog harzog!
Eeku eeku garlog, barsnog harzog!(etc.)
Ickty gickty garlog, bikity bickity bungtabee(st)
(buba way ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bo now you're distracted...)