I think the world's got enough incredible stuff in it So I don't want to add to the clutter and the mess of it I'll just dance around And act like a clown And maybe you could use a little "fool" in your life...? (ha ha, isn't that true?) Itchy people of the world got every kind of scratching tool So it'd probably be better if I just went back to school I could learn some things about marketing And maybe I could get into a place where you could Find me in the isles of a long lost store Take me like a pill and I'll tell you what for Cuz maybe you could use a little break From all your scratching (itching noises) (Now here's how I distract you from the itch that you have.) (I don't give a remedy for the itch, I just distract you. watch.) Eeku eeku garlog, barsnog harzog! Eeku eeku garlog, barsnog harzog!(etc.) Ickty gickty garlog, bikity bickity bungtabee(st) (buba way ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bo now you're distracted...)