3 o'clock Saturday we're in the Morning Star
We're in the centre of town in our favourite bar
It's just before kick-off come on place your bets
Come 5 o'clock then and then it's in to collect
160 quid now that's not bad
I suppose it's all right it's not the best I've had
Tottenham, Liverpool and the mighty West Ham
They all fall together in my master plan
Into the bookies and lift the cash
Me and the boys we're gonna get smashed
Into the middle boost the pot
We're not gonna leave 'til we've drunk the f**in' lot
3 o'clock Saturday we're in the Morning Star
In the centre of town in our favourite bar
It's just before kick-off come on place your bets
Come 5 o'clock then it's in to collect
Into the bookies and lift the cash
Me and the boys we're gonna get smashed
Into the middle boost the pot
We're not gonna leave 'til we've drunk the f**in' lot
Tryin' to stay upright, tryin' to f**in' dance
Tryin' not to urinate or defecate our pants
Oi