3 o'clock Saturday we're in the Morning Star We're in the centre of town in our favourite bar It's just before kick-off come on place your bets Come 5 o'clock then and then it's in to collect 160 quid now that's not bad I suppose it's all right it's not the best I've had Tottenham, Liverpool and the mighty West Ham They all fall together in my master plan Into the bookies and lift the cash Me and the boys we're gonna get smashed Into the middle boost the pot We're not gonna leave 'til we've drunk the f**in' lot 3 o'clock Saturday we're in the Morning Star In the centre of town in our favourite bar It's just before kick-off come on place your bets Come 5 o'clock then it's in to collect Into the bookies and lift the cash Me and the boys we're gonna get smashed Into the middle boost the pot We're not gonna leave 'til we've drunk the f**in' lot Tryin' to stay upright, tryin' to f**in' dance Tryin' not to urinate or defecate our pants Oi