Verse 1
I love a chick that's smart with a wicked arse
I could kiss the stars when a spliff is sparked
If they diss my art, dismissive bars
Bunch of bullsh** like religon cla**
After I rap this cla**ic song
I'mma smash another packet of Maxibon's
Find another la** to be mackin' on
Tryna get ga**ed so I pack the bong
This ba*tards high, gla**y eyed
The party don't start till I'm partly fried
One day, I'll have a gnarly ride, Ferrari type
Then I'll start to fly...
Chorus
So, read a book, Tom
You might learn something
I know we don't get a long
But we can burn something
Read a book, Tom
Oh, won't you read a book, Tom
Just read a book, Tom
So we can all get along
Verse 2
RUNK's a damn punk band that plays funk jams
While we sample skunk strands
I'm an ample frontman
Pessimistic peasant but a menace with the penmanship
Reckless & relentless testing tempers till hysterics hit
Hectic as a feminist pledging for some censorship
When I pen a script, I'm negligent pleasantly effortless
Save the date for my great escape
Wake & bake when you play my tape
Suggesting what I say should be better in its taste?
Get pepper sprayed then left in a grave
Save the date for my great escape
Wake & bake when you play my tape
Suggesting what I say should be better in its taste?
Get pepper sprayed then left in a graveee...
Chorus
So, read a book, Tom
You might learn something
I know we don't get a long
But we can burn something
Read a book, Tom
Oh, won't you read a book, Tom
Just read a book, Tom
So we can all get along
Bridge
Life gave me lemons so I made lemonade
Put roofies in a gla** then I gave them to my mate
Life gave my lemons so I made lemonade
Put roofies in a gla** then I gave then I gave them to my mate
Life gave me lemons so I made lemonade
Put roofies in a gla** then I gave them to my mate
Life gave me lemons so I made lemonade
Put roofies in a gla** then I gave them to your mate!
Chorus
So, read a book, Tom
You might learn something
I know we don't get a long
But we can burn something
Read a book, Tom
Oh, won't you read a book, Tom
Just read a book, Tom
So we can all move on...