Verse 1 I love a chick that's smart with a wicked arse I could kiss the stars when a spliff is sparked If they diss my art, dismissive bars Bunch of bullsh** like religon cla** After I rap this cla**ic song I'mma smash another packet of Maxibon's Find another la** to be mackin' on Tryna get ga**ed so I pack the bong This ba*tards high, gla**y eyed The party don't start till I'm partly fried One day, I'll have a gnarly ride, Ferrari type Then I'll start to fly... Chorus So, read a book, Tom You might learn something I know we don't get a long But we can burn something Read a book, Tom Oh, won't you read a book, Tom Just read a book, Tom So we can all get along Verse 2 RUNK's a damn punk band that plays funk jams While we sample skunk strands I'm an ample frontman Pessimistic peasant but a menace with the penmanship Reckless & relentless testing tempers till hysterics hit Hectic as a feminist pledging for some censorship When I pen a script, I'm negligent pleasantly effortless Save the date for my great escape Wake & bake when you play my tape Suggesting what I say should be better in its taste? Get pepper sprayed then left in a grave Save the date for my great escape Wake & bake when you play my tape Suggesting what I say should be better in its taste? Get pepper sprayed then left in a graveee... Chorus So, read a book, Tom You might learn something I know we don't get a long But we can burn something Read a book, Tom Oh, won't you read a book, Tom Just read a book, Tom So we can all get along Bridge Life gave me lemons so I made lemonade Put roofies in a gla** then I gave them to my mate Life gave my lemons so I made lemonade Put roofies in a gla** then I gave then I gave them to my mate Life gave me lemons so I made lemonade Put roofies in a gla** then I gave them to my mate Life gave me lemons so I made lemonade Put roofies in a gla** then I gave them to your mate! Chorus So, read a book, Tom You might learn something I know we don't get a long But we can burn something Read a book, Tom Oh, won't you read a book, Tom Just read a book, Tom So we can all move on...