(Monster roars)
Igor:
Forget about the foxtrot, and roll away the waltz, take away the two step and all that other shmalz
(Monster roars)
Are you ready for what's been going on
(Monster roars)
It's a doozie makes you woozie it's the new phenomenon
Igor:
Have you heard about the mania
If not then let me explain t'ya
Yes sir
It's the transylvania mania
Whether you're in ruritania
Or a dance hall in albania
Yes sir
It's the transylvania mania
Everybody who's been viewing it can't resist it's appeal
Everybody's out there doing it, millionaire and schlemiel
So join the fun, lets all be zany-a
Even liths in lithuania love it, it's the latest rage
Lose the blues and don't complain-ia
Hit the dance floor feel no pain-ia
Love it
Do the transylvania mania
Frankenstein:
Just accept it don't refrain-ia
Inga:
Don't resist it's all in vain-ia
Igor:
Come on kids lets raise some cain-ia
Igor, frankenstein and inga:
Yes sir
Yes sir
It's the latest craze
Dance break
Frankenstein:
It's the cherry pie without the pits
Inga:
It's the weekend spent in biarritz
Igor:
It's all the rage with the french and brits
All:
The transylvania mania
Frankenstein:
It it's the newest quip from algonquin wits
Inga:
It's the winning horse that never quits
Igor:
It's the paprikash with an ice cold schlitz
All:
The transylvania mania
Do the transylvania mania
It's southern fried with a side of grits
It's gentiles, j**s and jesuits
Inga and igor:
It's a etude played by horowitz
Frankenstein:
It's irving berlin's puttin' on the ritz!
Dance break
All:
Rich and poor are all soft-shoeing it in hotels or huts
Even dogs are also doing it, pedigrees and mutts
All the devils in tasmania shake their tails and go insane-ia
Love it, it's the latest rage
Grab a steamship or a plane-ia
To the heart of old roumania
Love it, yeah you're gonna love it
Do the transylvania mania-ahhhh
(monster breaks in)
Frankenstein (spoken):
What have i done? What have i done?
All:
Do the transylvania mania!