Roger Bart - Transylvania Mania lyrics

(Monster roars) Igor: Forget about the foxtrot, and roll away the waltz, take away the two step and all that other shmalz (Monster roars) Are you ready for what's been going on (Monster roars) It's a doozie makes you woozie it's the new phenomenon Igor: Have you heard about the mania If not then let me explain t'ya Yes sir It's the transylvania mania Whether you're in ruritania Or a dance hall in albania Yes sir It's the transylvania mania Everybody who's been viewing it can't resist it's appeal Everybody's out there doing it, millionaire and schlemiel So join the fun, lets all be zany-a Even liths in lithuania love it, it's the latest rage Lose the blues and don't complain-ia Hit the dance floor feel no pain-ia Love it Do the transylvania mania Frankenstein: Just accept it don't refrain-ia Inga: Don't resist it's all in vain-ia Igor: Come on kids lets raise some cain-ia Igor, frankenstein and inga: Yes sir Yes sir It's the latest craze Dance break Frankenstein: It's the cherry pie without the pits Inga: It's the weekend spent in biarritz Igor: It's all the rage with the french and brits All: The transylvania mania Frankenstein: It it's the newest quip from algonquin wits Inga: It's the winning horse that never quits Igor: It's the paprikash with an ice cold schlitz All: The transylvania mania Do the transylvania mania It's southern fried with a side of grits It's gentiles, j**s and jesuits Inga and igor: It's a etude played by horowitz Frankenstein: It's irving berlin's puttin' on the ritz! Dance break All: Rich and poor are all soft-shoeing it in hotels or huts Even dogs are also doing it, pedigrees and mutts All the devils in tasmania shake their tails and go insane-ia Love it, it's the latest rage Grab a steamship or a plane-ia To the heart of old roumania Love it, yeah you're gonna love it Do the transylvania mania-ahhhh (monster breaks in) Frankenstein (spoken): What have i done? What have i done? All: Do the transylvania mania!