[Pre-Chorus]
This is the one, this is the one (4x)
[hook]
We can dance
If you wanna move your legs
But you're sitting in your chair
(this ain't the one you're dense to)
Headphones on
And you're sitting on the throne
Going number dos
(this ain't the one you're dense to)
Muted commute
Moving with the group
The beat feels good
(the one you dance to)
The one you
The one you're dense to
The one you
The one you're dense to
[verse 1]
I'm the sh** from the pits
I'm the lazarus kid
I'm the goon in maroon
Really with this sh**
I'm the winter in June
I pop off quick
At the drop of a spoon
Let it all rip
Lacking in substance
Nothing to prove
Narcotics
This is substance abuse
I'm gangsta as hell
I got stories to tell
But I'd have to k** you
In a skeevy motel
[bridge]
This is the one
This is the one
This is the one
This is the one
[Hook]
We can dance
If you wanna move your legs
But you're sitting in your chair
(this ain't the one you're dense to)
Headphones on
And you're sitting on the throne
Going number dos
(this ain't the one you're dense to)
Muted commute
Moving with the group
The beat feels good
(the one you dance to)
The one you
The one you're dense to
The one you
The one you're dense to
[verse 2]
We can dance if you
Wanna move your legs
But you're chilling in your chair
On the train to your lair
Back from your job
Witcha hog of a boss
Bite your tongue
Words at a loss
Cop-out cost
Of business, Ross
Get married thrice
Hell just because
Raise cats from the dead
That's 18 hearts
Now add some rice
Oriental laws
Come tickle me elmo
Fickle with the elbow
Fist-o-roboto
Ripple through the tempo
Rick knows best
Ask shane who the man though
Riptide ba*tard
Going commando
Real world/road rules
Rules of the jungle
Chin up straight
S-Stop with the mumble
Hot-shot
Start with the stumble
Work with the crap
Then end with the jumbo
[Pre-Chorus]
This is the one, this is the one (4x)
[hook]
We can dance
If you wanna move your legs
But you're sitting in your chair
(this ain't the one you're dense to)
Headphones on
And you're sitting on the throne
Going number dos
(this ain't the one you're dense to)
Muted commute
Moving with the group
The beat feels good
(the one you dance to)
The one you
The one you're dense to
The one you
The one you're dense to