[Pre-Chorus] This is the one, this is the one (4x) [hook] We can dance If you wanna move your legs But you're sitting in your chair (this ain't the one you're dense to) Headphones on And you're sitting on the throne Going number dos (this ain't the one you're dense to) Muted commute Moving with the group The beat feels good (the one you dance to) The one you The one you're dense to The one you The one you're dense to [verse 1] I'm the sh** from the pits I'm the lazarus kid I'm the goon in maroon Really with this sh** I'm the winter in June I pop off quick At the drop of a spoon Let it all rip Lacking in substance Nothing to prove Narcotics This is substance abuse I'm gangsta as hell I got stories to tell But I'd have to k** you In a skeevy motel [bridge] This is the one This is the one This is the one This is the one [Hook] We can dance If you wanna move your legs But you're sitting in your chair (this ain't the one you're dense to) Headphones on And you're sitting on the throne Going number dos (this ain't the one you're dense to) Muted commute Moving with the group The beat feels good (the one you dance to) The one you The one you're dense to The one you The one you're dense to [verse 2] We can dance if you Wanna move your legs But you're chilling in your chair On the train to your lair Back from your job Witcha hog of a boss Bite your tongue Words at a loss Cop-out cost Of business, Ross Get married thrice Hell just because Raise cats from the dead That's 18 hearts Now add some rice Oriental laws Come tickle me elmo Fickle with the elbow Fist-o-roboto Ripple through the tempo Rick knows best Ask shane who the man though Riptide ba*tard Going commando Real world/road rules Rules of the jungle Chin up straight S-Stop with the mumble Hot-shot Start with the stumble Work with the crap Then end with the jumbo [Pre-Chorus] This is the one, this is the one (4x) [hook] We can dance If you wanna move your legs But you're sitting in your chair (this ain't the one you're dense to) Headphones on And you're sitting on the throne Going number dos (this ain't the one you're dense to) Muted commute Moving with the group The beat feels good (the one you dance to) The one you The one you're dense to The one you The one you're dense to