Kate Monster: Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself. And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern - the Internet!
The Internet is really really great
Trekkie Monster: For p**n!
Kate: I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait
Trekkie: For p**n!
Kate: What?
There's always some new site
Trekkie: For p**n!
Kate: I browse all day and night
Trekkie: For p**n!
Kate: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light...
Trekkie: For p**n!
Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: The Internet is for p**n!
Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: The Internet is for p**n!
Kate: What are you doing!?
Trekkie: Why you think the net was born?
p**n! p**n! p**n!
Kate: Treee-kkie!
Trekkie: Oh! Hello, Kate Monster
Kate: You are ruining my song!
Trekkie: Oh me sorry, me no mean to
Kate: Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
Trekkie: Okie dokie!
Kate: Good!
I'm glad we have this new technology...
Trekkie: For p**n!
Kate: Which gives us untold opportunity
Trekkie: For p**n - oops, sorry!
Kate: From your own desktop
Trekkie: For ---
Kate: You can research, browse and shop...
Trekkie: Mm!
Kate: Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop
Trekkie: FOR PORN!!
Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: The Internet is for p**n!
Kate: Nooo!
Trekkie: The Internet is for p**n!
Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: Me up all night honking me horn to p**n, p**n, p**n!
Kate: That's gross! You're a pervert
Trekkie: Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster
Kate: No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at p**n on the Internet
Trekkie: Ohhhh?
Kate: What?!
Trekkie: You have no idea! Ready, normal people?
Brian: Ready!
Gary: Ready!
Rod: Ready!
Trekkie: Lemmie hear it!
Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for p**n!
Princeton: Sorry, Kate!
Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for p**n!
Princeton: I masturbate!
Trekkie and guys: All these guys unzip their flies for
p**n, p**n, p**n!
Kate: The Internet is not for p**n!!
Trekkie and guys: PORN, PORN ---
Kate: HOLD ON A SECOND!
Trekkie: What?
Kate: Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
Rod: That's correct
Brian: Sure!
Kate: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on eBay
Gary: Yes I do!
Kate: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
Princeton: True!
Trekkie: Oh, but Kate, what you think he do after? Hmm?
Princeton: Yeah
Kate: EEEWWWWW!
Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for p**n!
Kate: Gross!
Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for p**n!
Kate: I hate p**n!
Trekkie and guys: Grab your dick and double-click...
Kate: Ugh!
Trekkie and guys: ...for p**n, p**n, p**n!
Kate: I hate men!
Trekkie and guys: {in harmony} p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n
Kate: I'm leaving!
Trekkie and guys: p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n
Kate: I hate the Internet!
Trekkie and guys: p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n
Trekkie: The Internet is for
Trekkie and some: Internet is for
Trekkie and all: Internet is for PORN!
Trekkie: YEAH!