Robert Lopez & Jeff Marx - The Internet Is for p**n lyrics

Kate Monster: Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself. And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern - the Internet! The Internet is really really great Trekkie Monster: For p**n! Kate: I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait Trekkie: For p**n! Kate: What? There's always some new site Trekkie: For p**n! Kate: I browse all day and night Trekkie: For p**n! Kate: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light... Trekkie: For p**n! Kate: Trekkie! Trekkie: The Internet is for p**n! Kate: Trekkie! Trekkie: The Internet is for p**n! Kate: What are you doing!? Trekkie: Why you think the net was born? p**n! p**n! p**n! Kate: Treee-kkie! Trekkie: Oh! Hello, Kate Monster Kate: You are ruining my song! Trekkie: Oh me sorry, me no mean to Kate: Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish? Trekkie: Okie dokie! Kate: Good! I'm glad we have this new technology... Trekkie: For p**n! Kate: Which gives us untold opportunity Trekkie: For p**n - oops, sorry! Kate: From your own desktop Trekkie: For --- Kate: You can research, browse and shop... Trekkie: Mm! Kate: Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop Trekkie: FOR PORN!! Kate: Trekkie! Trekkie: The Internet is for p**n! Kate: Nooo! Trekkie: The Internet is for p**n! Kate: Trekkie! Trekkie: Me up all night honking me horn to p**n, p**n, p**n! Kate: That's gross! You're a pervert Trekkie: Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster Kate: No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at p**n on the Internet Trekkie: Ohhhh? Kate: What?! Trekkie: You have no idea! Ready, normal people? Brian: Ready! Gary: Ready! Rod: Ready! Trekkie: Lemmie hear it! Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for p**n! Princeton: Sorry, Kate! Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for p**n! Princeton: I masturbate! Trekkie and guys: All these guys unzip their flies for p**n, p**n, p**n! Kate: The Internet is not for p**n!! Trekkie and guys: PORN, PORN --- Kate: HOLD ON A SECOND! Trekkie: What? Kate: Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online Rod: That's correct Brian: Sure! Kate: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on eBay Gary: Yes I do! Kate: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card Princeton: True! Trekkie: Oh, but Kate, what you think he do after? Hmm? Princeton: Yeah Kate: EEEWWWWW! Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for p**n! Kate: Gross! Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for p**n! Kate: I hate p**n! Trekkie and guys: Grab your dick and double-click... Kate: Ugh! Trekkie and guys: ...for p**n, p**n, p**n! Kate: I hate men! Trekkie and guys: {in harmony} p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n Kate: I'm leaving! Trekkie and guys: p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n Kate: I hate the Internet! Trekkie and guys: p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n Trekkie: The Internet is for Trekkie and some: Internet is for Trekkie and all: Internet is for PORN! Trekkie: YEAH!