[Verse 1]
It's three years to the very day
Since a pirate captain said to me
"Hey lad, come join our crew
Adventure and glory waits for you"
I took his words as gold
Set sail for quests untold
With a bottle of rum in my hand
I dreamed of wealth and foreign lands
[Chorus]
Hey! You're banjaxed
Hey! You're screwed
And d**h is coming for you
Trapped on an island lost at sea
Shipwrecked, you will cease to be
Hey! You're banjaxed
Hey! You're screwed
And d**h is coming for you
Trapped on an island, lost at sea
Shipwrecked your destiny
[Verse 2]
On the sixteenth night at sea
In the depths of toil and misery
We struck a hidden reef
And our ship began to sink beneath
I grabbed some drifting wood
And held on as long as I could
Till abandoned on a desert isle
Now stuck here till the day I die
[Chorus]
Hey! You're banjaxed
Hey! You're screwed
And d**h is coming for you
Trapped on an island lost at sea
Shipwrecked, you will cease to be
Hey! You're banjaxed
Hey! You're screwed
And d**h is coming for you
Trapped on an island, lost at sea
Shipwrecked your destiny
[Bridge]
Shipwrecked
Shipwrecked
Get drunk or die
Shipwrecked
Shipwrecked
Get drunk or die
[Chorus]
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
And d**h is coming for you
Trapped on an island lost at sea
Shipwrecked, you will cease to be
Hey! You're banjaxed
Hey! You're screwed
And d**h is coming for you
Trapped on an island, lost at sea
Shipwrecked your destiny