[Verse 1] It's three years to the very day Since a pirate captain said to me "Hey lad, come join our crew Adventure and glory waits for you" I took his words as gold Set sail for quests untold With a bottle of rum in my hand I dreamed of wealth and foreign lands [Chorus] Hey! You're banjaxed Hey! You're screwed And d**h is coming for you Trapped on an island lost at sea Shipwrecked, you will cease to be Hey! You're banjaxed Hey! You're screwed And d**h is coming for you Trapped on an island, lost at sea Shipwrecked your destiny [Verse 2] On the sixteenth night at sea In the depths of toil and misery We struck a hidden reef And our ship began to sink beneath I grabbed some drifting wood And held on as long as I could Till abandoned on a desert isle Now stuck here till the day I die [Chorus] Hey! You're banjaxed Hey! You're screwed And d**h is coming for you Trapped on an island lost at sea Shipwrecked, you will cease to be Hey! You're banjaxed Hey! You're screwed And d**h is coming for you Trapped on an island, lost at sea Shipwrecked your destiny [Bridge] Shipwrecked Shipwrecked Get drunk or die Shipwrecked Shipwrecked Get drunk or die [Chorus] Hey, hey, hey, hey! And d**h is coming for you Trapped on an island lost at sea Shipwrecked, you will cease to be Hey! You're banjaxed Hey! You're screwed And d**h is coming for you Trapped on an island, lost at sea Shipwrecked your destiny