Wake in the morning my mind is all confused
don't no where to turn or what to do, pour myself
a great big bowl of crispy bits of rice, the cereal
that talks gives me some advice [chorus] my
rice krispies told me to k** you tonight my
rice krispies never lie - my rice krispies
told me so many things you see, like how the
phone company k**ed kennedy, how oprah is an
alien and nixon never lied, and by tommorow
morning you gotta die [chorus] this morning
breakfast message was so crystal clear
it was so strange I couldn't believe my ears
my cereal informed me your an agent for
the feds, the CIA they want me dead
[chorus] Elvis is alive living in New Jersey
thats right they gotta give me a labotomy
one day the aliens are gonna come for me
I gotta k** you if I wanna be free