Quincy Punx - Cereal k**er lyrics

Wake in the morning my mind is all confused don't no where to turn or what to do, pour myself a great big bowl of crispy bits of rice, the cereal that talks gives me some advice [chorus] my rice krispies told me to k** you tonight my rice krispies never lie - my rice krispies told me so many things you see, like how the phone company k**ed kennedy, how oprah is an alien and nixon never lied, and by tommorow morning you gotta die [chorus] this morning breakfast message was so crystal clear it was so strange I couldn't believe my ears my cereal informed me your an agent for the feds, the CIA they want me dead [chorus] Elvis is alive living in New Jersey thats right they gotta give me a labotomy one day the aliens are gonna come for me I gotta k** you if I wanna be free