Before you get her pregnant number one: Use protection on your erection,
I don't care what you think, it stops infection.
(Two) Before you stick it in, make sure you know where she's been,
If she's older than 16 and fit: No virgin.
Take the number of boys she admits to have f**ed,
Times it by three, that's the number she's s**ed.
If you're a girl thinking this track is all crap,
Ask a fit friend this doesn't apply if you're ugly or fat.
'Cos women like lies, women like money.
Women like guys who aren't even funny.
Women go for men who resemble a father figure,
That's money, cash, responsibility getting bigger?
'Cos women are f**ed up, women are f**ed.
Women are f**ed up, most women are f**ed.
Women are f**ed up, women are f**ed.
Women are f**ed up, yes women you're f**ed.
Don't smother me, you wanna mother me, I'll get another B.
I give you 100% f**ing guarantee,
That if you pressure me instead of pleasure me,
I would rather get a vasectomy than spread the seed you're only seventeen.
If we meet at a show, you wanna f**, you saw me live,
I am 98% certain your p**y won't survive.
'Cos i'm 5 years into getting 'nuff s**,
I'm blessed, the best, I can get s** from a text.
'Cos women like lies, women like money.
Women like guys who aren't even funny.
Women go for men who resemble a father figure,
That's money, cash, responsibility getting bigger?
'Cos women are f**ed up, women are f**ed.
Women are f**ed up, most women are f**ed.
Women are f**ed up, women are f**ed.
Women are f**ed up, yes women you're f**ed.
Now I know I said that women are f**ed in the head, but listen,
Before you start the pissing, dissing and missing the point.
I never dissapoint, I'm forever in joints
Where the girls go for the dick with the most coins.
Girls seem insane, but aren't they misunderstood?
To single out a s** is something we never should.
But then again in my experiences it's been true,
Like six times in a row so you can all go f** yourselves.
(Err...)
'Cos women like lies, women like money.
Women like guys who aren't even funny.
Women go for men who resemble a father figure,
That's money, cash, responsibility getting bigger?
'Cos women are f**ed up, women are f**ed.
Women are f**ed up, most women are f**ed.
Women are f**ed up, women are f**ed.
Women are f**ed up, yes women you're f**ed.
'Cos women like lies, women like money.
Women like guys who aren't even funny. (...You have to stop)
Women go for men who resemble a father figure, (You, they're gonna ban you from myspace!)
That's money, cash, responsibility getting bigger?
'Cos women are f**ed up, women are f**ed.
Women are f**ed up, most women are f**ed.
Women are f**ed up, women are f**ed.
Women are f**ed up, yes women you're f**ed.
The answer's no.... b**h.
Murder lessons!