Producers With Computers - Women lyrics

Before you get her pregnant number one: Use protection on your erection, I don't care what you think, it stops infection. (Two) Before you stick it in, make sure you know where she's been, If she's older than 16 and fit: No virgin. Take the number of boys she admits to have f**ed, Times it by three, that's the number she's s**ed. If you're a girl thinking this track is all crap, Ask a fit friend this doesn't apply if you're ugly or fat. 'Cos women like lies, women like money. Women like guys who aren't even funny. Women go for men who resemble a father figure, That's money, cash, responsibility getting bigger? 'Cos women are f**ed up, women are f**ed. Women are f**ed up, most women are f**ed. Women are f**ed up, women are f**ed. Women are f**ed up, yes women you're f**ed. Don't smother me, you wanna mother me, I'll get another B. I give you 100% f**ing guarantee, That if you pressure me instead of pleasure me, I would rather get a vasectomy than spread the seed you're only seventeen. If we meet at a show, you wanna f**, you saw me live, I am 98% certain your p**y won't survive. 'Cos i'm 5 years into getting 'nuff s**, I'm blessed, the best, I can get s** from a text. 'Cos women like lies, women like money. Women like guys who aren't even funny. Women go for men who resemble a father figure, That's money, cash, responsibility getting bigger? 'Cos women are f**ed up, women are f**ed. Women are f**ed up, most women are f**ed. Women are f**ed up, women are f**ed. Women are f**ed up, yes women you're f**ed. Now I know I said that women are f**ed in the head, but listen, Before you start the pissing, dissing and missing the point. I never dissapoint, I'm forever in joints Where the girls go for the dick with the most coins. Girls seem insane, but aren't they misunderstood? To single out a s** is something we never should. But then again in my experiences it's been true, Like six times in a row so you can all go f** yourselves. (Err...) 'Cos women like lies, women like money. Women like guys who aren't even funny. Women go for men who resemble a father figure, That's money, cash, responsibility getting bigger? 'Cos women are f**ed up, women are f**ed. Women are f**ed up, most women are f**ed. Women are f**ed up, women are f**ed. Women are f**ed up, yes women you're f**ed. 'Cos women like lies, women like money. Women like guys who aren't even funny. (...You have to stop) Women go for men who resemble a father figure, (You, they're gonna ban you from myspace!) That's money, cash, responsibility getting bigger? 'Cos women are f**ed up, women are f**ed. Women are f**ed up, most women are f**ed. Women are f**ed up, women are f**ed. Women are f**ed up, yes women you're f**ed. The answer's no.... b**h. Murder lessons!